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Friday, April 1, 2011

Fish Positive Thoughts 4/1/11

April 1.  This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. 

-Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

 

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. 

-Will Rogers

 

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.   

          -Douglas Adams

 

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. 

-Max Eastman

 

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. 

-Author Unknown

 

"Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side."
          -Jewish Proverb

 

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment.

          - Horace (65 BC - 8 BC)

 

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